JOKE

‎​​A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!".........this is better than all your half baked jokes that you post here......

Posted: at 13-02-2011 07:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

9ce joke...bt dis na d first o
i go look out for other 1s u go post...lets see if u no go post a whacky joke 1 day

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 08:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ha ha i'm just leaving!

Posted: at 13-02-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

http://on what a joke
 

Posted: at 13-02-2011 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

u tried well well

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Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

really funny but u were a bit arrogant wt the last line so i no go laff,i go just cough
<cough cough>

Posted: at 16-02-2011 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

where the second leg of my shoe?
i don dey go

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Posted: at 18-02-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u get shoe? u wear slippers u still dey buckle am 

Posted: at 18-02-2011 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tot dats wts in vogue cos u started it

Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac