This ain't a Bible class...don't you ever quote me...!
Last night an old pal engaged me in a spiritual cruise, after an heavy session of green bottles, giving me critical analysis of certain Biblical events from a logical perspective. The one that struck me the most was the Adam and Eve saga! He made me understood that the ''forbidden fruit'' was just a mere censorship cover devised by writers of the Bible and that the ''original sin'' was the act of fornication they (Adam & Eve) committed. Now the crazy part; Eve gave Adam a bite off the forbidden fruit meaning, Adam was a complete moron to sex and Eve actually showed/thought him how to ''jiggy'' and this can only mean one thing...Adam did not dis-virgin Eve. It's true the devil discussed the forbidden fruit with Eve and he did that behind God and Adam's back meaning...the discussion was held secretly in a secret place...why? ...(the act of sex holds mostly in secret/secret places)...the devil must have gone further to give Eve few practical lessons on how the ''forbidden fruit'' is to be consumed and Eve, having experienced the sweetness of the ''jiggy'', had the urge for continuity (ofcourse oliver twrist must ask for more) and so she had to introduce Adam into the game. More so, Adam and Eve must have been busy doing the ''jiggy jiggy'' thing when God came calling and if not, why were they hiding? If it was because they realized they were just naked, why would they gather leaves to cover only the vital parts? Its also possible Adam still had an embarrassing erection at that instance therefore, the urgent need to cover his ''Mandella''.
Putting bits and pieces together, theres a very good chance that it was actually the devil who first ''Lemmed'' Eve and not Adam. It may also be small truth that fornication started with Eve and that makes her the ''cradle of segxwalisation'' ...she was first to wisen up you know ...she experienced ''cum, climax, cloud9'' etc first before Adam did...small wonder why they say women are smarter than men...hmmm
Damn!!!...can't beliv i wrote this piece of crap! And if you happen to believe a word of what you just read then you MUST have your head critically examined at Yaba-Left for loosed nuts.....hehehehehehehe
VeNi ViDi VeSA!!! ----->
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
FlyMamacita at 13-02-2011 03:17 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 13-02-2011 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
This ain't a Bible class...don't you ever quote me...!
Last night an old pal engaged me in a spiritual cruise, after an heavy session of green bottles, giving me critical analysis of certain Biblical events from a logical perspective. The one that struck me the most was the Adam and Eve saga! He made me understood that the ''forbidden fruit'' was just a mere censorship cover devised by writers of the Bible and that the ''original sin'' was the act of fornication they (Adam & Eve) committed. Now the crazy part; Eve gave Adam a bite off the forbidden fruit meaning, Adam was a complete moron to sex and Eve actually showed/thought him how to ''jiggy'' and this can only mean one thing...Adam did not dis-virgin Eve. It's true the devil discussed the forbidden fruit with Eve and he did that behind God and Adam's back meaning...the discussion was held secretly in a secret place...why? ...(the act of sex holds mostly in secret/secret places)...the devil must have gone further to give Eve few practical lessons on how the ''forbidden fruit'' is to be consumed and Eve, having experienced the sweetness of the ''jiggy'', had the urge for continuity (ofcourse oliver twrist must ask for more) and so she had to introduce Adam into the game. More so, Adam and Eve must have been busy doing the ''jiggy jiggy'' thing when God came calling and if not, why were they hiding? If it was because they realized they were just naked, why would they gather leaves to cover only the vital parts? Its also possible Adam still had an embarrassing erection at that instance therefore, the urgent need to cover his ''Mandella''.
Putting bits and pieces together, theres a very good chance that it was actually the devil who first ''Lemmed'' Eve and not Adam. It may also be small truth that fornication started with Eve and that makes her the ''cradle of segxwalisation'' ...she was first to wisen up you know ...she experienced ''cum, climax, cloud9'' etc first before Adam did...small wonder why they say women are smarter than men...hmmm
Damn!!!...can't beliv i wrote this piece of crap! And if you happen to believe a word of what you just read then you MUST have your head critically examined at Yaba-Left for loosed nuts.....hehehehehehehe
i believe it made sense. cos how else did Adam suddenly realised he was naked for d first time after d bite of d so called apple 4rm Eve.
Posted: at 13-02-2011 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
bittersweet at 13-02-2011 05:28 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: pkingx on 13-02-2011 02:57 PM
This ain't a Bible class...don't you ever quote me...!
Last night an old pal engaged me in a spiritual cruise, after an heavy session of green bottles, giving me critical analysis of certain Biblical events from a logical perspective. The one that struck me the most was the Adam and Eve saga! He made me understood that the ''forbidden fruit'' was just a mere censorship cover devised by writers of the Bible and that the ''original sin'' was the act of fornication they (Adam & Eve) committed. Now the crazy part; Eve gave Adam a bite off the forbidden fruit meaning, Adam was a complete moron to sex and Eve actually showed/thought him how to ''jiggy'' and this can only mean one thing...Adam did not dis-virgin Eve. It's true the devil discussed the forbidden fruit with Eve and he did that behind God and Adam's back meaning...the discussion was held secretly in a secret place...why? ...(the act of sex holds mostly in secret/secret places)...the devil must have gone further to give Eve few practical lessons on how the ''forbidden fruit'' is to be consumed and Eve, having experienced the sweetness of the ''jiggy'', had the urge for continuity (ofcourse oliver twrist must ask for more) and so she had to introduce Adam into the game. More so, Adam and Eve must have been busy doing the ''jiggy jiggy'' thing when God came calling and if not, why were they hiding? If it was because they realized they were just naked, why would they gather leaves to cover only the vital parts? Its also possible Adam still had an embarrassing erection at that instance therefore, the urgent need to cover his ''Mandella''.
Putting bits and pieces together, theres a very good chance that it was actually the devil who first ''Lemmed'' Eve and not Adam. It may also be small truth that fornication started with Eve and that makes her the ''cradle of segxwalisation'' ...she was first to wisen up you know ...she experienced ''cum, climax, cloud9'' etc first before Adam did...small wonder why they say women are smarter than men...hmmm
Damn!!!...can't beliv i wrote this piece of crap! And if you happen to believe a word of what you just read then you MUST have your head critically examined at Yaba-Left for loosed nuts.....hehehehehehehe
Live and let live!
Posted: at 13-02-2011 05:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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