Slimb's Tall man n Lady!

Date: 13-02-2011 6:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi Ifebigh
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- at 13-02-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real
Football player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he
has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and
Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo
that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on
TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that
says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no....!!! Calm down...!!!

It will say ADIDAS in a minute." Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-02-2011 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-02-2011 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Dramundu at 13-02-2011 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 13-02-2011 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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pls wait i want to tell u somfin...
Posted: at 13-02-2011 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 13-02-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-02-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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not u but wait sef... Smiley
Posted: at 13-02-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 14-02-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago)
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running!
Posted: at 14-02-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 14-02-2011 08:56 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 08:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 14-02-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 14-02-2011 08:53 AM
running!
where to?
Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 15-02-2011 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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i dey come,im in a hurry
Posted: at 15-02-2011 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago)
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ok ...funny but the arrangement is boring
Posted: at 15-02-2011 09:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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u want make i laff?
Posted: at 16-02-2011 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 15-02-2011 09:20 AM
i dey come,im in a hurry
restroom?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 17-02-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 12:01 AM (14 years ago)
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yep
na there him dey go Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2011 12:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-02-2011 12:15 AM (14 years ago)
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i wan laff
Posted: at 20-02-2011 12:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-02-2011 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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I dey prepare 2 laff
Posted: at 20-02-2011 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 22-02-2011 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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ur mama say make u laff? Angry
Posted: at 22-02-2011 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-02-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prism at 27-02-2011 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Gift i still dey wait for u.
@Omo,u can continue laffin
Posted: at 27-02-2011 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kingtonbrown at 27-02-2011 05:30 PM (14 years ago)
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so the footballer get aids for him panis, ladies make una dey runooo!
Posted: at 27-02-2011 05:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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