Two Thieves!

Date: 16-02-2011 2:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 16-02-2011 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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A very old pope was dying, he sent for IBB and Peter Odili to come to the Vatican. When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom. As they entered, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned them to sit on each side of his bed. The pontiff grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. IBB and Odili were touched and flattered that the old pontiff would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the pontiff never gave any indication that he liked any of them. Finally, Odili asked, "Papa, wetin make you ask the two of us make we come here, is it to bless our presidential bid?" The old man mustered up some strength and said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves...I've always wanted to be like him."
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Posted: at 16-02-2011 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- enoibd at 16-02-2011 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i don pass Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 16-02-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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I Am Bored

Posted: at 16-02-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adewalefisayo at 16-02-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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its a nice one. 
Posted: at 16-02-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 16-02-2011 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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this one old pass Metuselah Smiley
Posted: at 16-02-2011 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
u try

Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 08:52 PM (14 years ago)
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my eyes........
Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-02-2011 09:10 PM (14 years ago)
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some i go die joke kinda twisted tho
kul Cheesy
Posted: at 17-02-2011 09:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olooworlay at 18-02-2011 12:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 16-02-2011 02:58 PM
A very old pope was dying, he sent for IBB and Peter Odili to come to the Vatican. When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom. As they entered, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned them to sit on each side of his bed. The pontiff grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. IBB and Odili were touched and flattered that the old pontiff would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the pontiff never gave any indication that he liked any of them. Finally, Odili asked, "Papa, wetin make you ask the two of us make we come here, is it to bless our presidential bid?" The old man mustered up some strength and said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves...I've always wanted to be like him."
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notin concern me oh Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-02-2011 12:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 18-02-2011 02:17 AM (14 years ago)
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i read this b4..

still funny Grin


Posted: at 18-02-2011 02:17 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 18-02-2011 02:24 AM (14 years ago)
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make odili get you first...i no dey oooo!!!
any way sha u try small, ur % is 2/100 % so u fail...
dis joke is beautiful nonsens. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-02-2011 02:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 03:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:52 PM
my eyes........

wetin do ur eyes?
sowi....... u hear? Grin

Posted: at 20-02-2011 03:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 20-02-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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ok but pb4

Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 20-02-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 20-02-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-02-2011 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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bitte

Posted: at 20-02-2011 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- achele at 20-02-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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copin ppls jokes.
Posted: at 20-02-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- simply4Christ at 20-02-2011 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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I LAUGH. BUT WETIN THEY COME DO NA? DEY STIL REMAIN THERE OR VAMOSE?
Posted: at 20-02-2011 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 22-02-2011 01:42 AM (14 years ago)
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them fly Grin

Posted: at 22-02-2011 01:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-02-2011 02:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: achele on 20-02-2011 01:41 PM
copin ppls jokes.
He has d copy-rite license

Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 22-02-2011 02:47 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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