No Be The Same

Date: 18-11-2008 12:04 am (16 years ago) | Author: Esther Okure
- at 18-11-2008 12:04 AM (16 years ago)
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In a shop in Lagos, Nigeria, a man had entered to ask for prices of items he intended buying at a later time. As he was leaving, he was stopped dead in his tracks by the comment of the shop attendant, "Sir, i dey suspect you".realizing that jungle justice was often used to dissuade thieves, he calmly inquired what he had done to warrant suspicion. As usual, the crowd had started to gather.In the heat of the argument, the shop owner arrived and having managed to hear the case, called the man aside and apologised for the embarrassment. The cheeky attendant not wishing to be undone asked loudly,"suspect you and expect you, no be the same?"

Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:04 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 18-11-2008 07:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Dis na joke. mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 18-11-2008 07:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 18-11-2008 07:56 AM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 07:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 06:57 PM (16 years ago)
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OOOOOOOOOOOOh...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2014 04:04 AM (11 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:04 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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