Worst Pick Up lines (Page 12)

"Is your father a thief ? because there are diamonds in your eyes."

LMAO - I choked on my drink. I felt like buying the guy a drink, I couldn't believe he said it with a straight face .

Posted: at 1-03-2008 01:08 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

hey baby boi.......i'm having a free bonanza this my milkshake is free........

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Posted: at 1-03-2008 07:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hey baby come kick it with me in my room i got chocolating and honeying fun.....lol

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Posted: at 2-03-2008 04:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

"I've been depressed all my life but when I saw, I saw the joy of the Lord again" (which is the meaning of my name Motunrayooluwa)...Geez, how pathetic...

Posted: at 2-03-2008 11:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

baby i have fcuked different babes but none of them has an ass like urs

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Posted: at 3-03-2008 08:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

do u have a library card cuz i wana check you out

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Posted: at 3-03-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

you remind me of a lollipop can i have a lick?

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Posted: at 3-03-2008 12:05 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

i must be sincerely with you, u are a thief cos u have stole my heart away and i dont want you to return it

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Posted: at 3-03-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey, aint u hungry....can i buy u a lunch

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Posted: at 4-03-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

have u....?

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Posted: at 4-03-2008 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero