Worst Pick Up lines (Page 17)

can i buy u a drink in exchange 4 ur number?

Posted: at 20-04-2008 05:02 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

We've all had it happen... and it
plain sucks...

A girl with more legs than a bucket full
of chicken catches you dead in your tracks.

A body and face you only miss gawking at on
days that end with Y. Her hair, a monument
to hairdresser perfection.

You may even fantasize about doing the
nasty with her while wah-wah electric guitar
porno jazz plays in the background.

Now for the part that's worse than tidy
whities streaked brown...

Your mind focuses back on reality: A
drop-dead gorgeous girl is right in front
you.

But you don't know what to say. Under this
kinda pressure, you probably don't feel like
Hemmingway, my man.

"If only I had the perfect memorized line at
my beck and call, I could entrance this sexy
vixen," you might be thinking.

Maybe.

But consider this...

You can give a group of guys the same pickup
line. For some, the memorized line mutates
them into a walking train wreck with women.
For others, it leads to women kissing their
down-below parts all night long.

One more thing to consider...

If you've ever watched naturals in action,
you may notice that many don't use pickup
lines.

When they do use one, it's so bad, they
have cheese wiz oozing out of every orifice.

Here's my point...

There's nothing wrong with using a pickup
line.

But it isn't the words flying out of your
trap that spark a segxwal interaction between
you and a woman.

So what's the key?

Get a face transplant, buddy?

Just kidding..

The key is HOW you say your pickup lines, not WHAT you say...Just a plain, ''HI'' would do.

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Posted: at 20-07-2008 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

you're as sweet as honey barbeq...how he know that?

Posted: at 20-07-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u feel my world.... hehe
 or ur steps are like the angels..
abeg how do they know tat have they seen one...

Posted: at 20-07-2008 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tell her she's the stink in your breath!!!  

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Posted: at 20-07-2008 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

love it... its veru soft and grabby.. if you know what i mean.

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Posted: at 20-07-2008 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 20-07-2008 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeah sure... only if you're coming alone, not with your girls like you did the last time.

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Posted: at 21-07-2008 02:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

were u referring to me...?coz i always sticked with Vixen by her side wherever she goes....

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Posted: at 21-07-2008 08:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

She's right!...

Posted: at 26-07-2008 02:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero