FATHER FORGIVE ME!

Date: 19-11-2008 9:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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A certain guy went to church and wanted to give his life to Jesus Christ.

He met the pastor and said that he really wanted to give his life to Christ but he couldn't because he had done so many terrible things. Specifically, he had slept with so many ladies in this church that unless he confessed, he didn't feel God would forgive him.

So the pastor arranged with him that at the next Sunday service, he should sit in the front row and that during offerings, as everyone came up, he could signify which women he had been with by making a shooting sound and also "confess" the number of times with the appropriate number of shots.

On that Sunday, when the first woman he had been with came up, he sounded 2 shots..... Gbosa!, Gbosa!!.

He did this to over 50% of the ladies in the church untill he got to the daughter of the pastor. For her, he fired at least ten shots. This terribly disturbed the pastor. He was very upset but let it pass.

When the pastor's wife stood up, the guy couldn'nt express how many times he had slept with the woman. Not realising that this was the pastors wife, he let out a machine gun like sound.... Greeeeeeeeeee....indicating that it was indeed uncountable.

The pastor couldn'nt control his feelings anymore and shouted at the man that God will definetly not forgive him!

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- m121249 at 19-11-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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rezi u dey ENJOY ur pastor wife and daughter HMMMM na wahhhhho
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:47 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 10:08 PM
rezi u dey ENJOY ur pastor wife and daughter HMMMM na wahhhhho
bros no be my fault oh. na dem come meet me Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi..... baddest guy... Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-11-2008 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:47 AM
Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 10:08 PM
rezi u dey ENJOY ur pastor wife and daughter HMMMM na wahhhhho
bros no be my fault oh. na dem come meet me Grin Grin Grin

awuf dey run belle o!

Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- porttable at 20-11-2008 10:57 AM (15 years ago)
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so na for church u sabi shoot ur own gun? y u no shoot ur gun for outside the church, u shoot ur pastor wife too, na waoooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 10:59 AM (15 years ago)
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which one all of una come dey attack me na. ok no be me be that. na jboy tell me the story Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Guy wetin na? why u want make i pack u shit, abi d time wey u dey shit am u no know say e go soon smell abeg carry ur cross o
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 20-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Jboy, take am easy...

Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: porttable on 20-11-2008 10:57 AM
so na for church u sabi shoot ur own gun? y u no shoot ur gun for outside the church, u shoot ur pastor wife too, na waoooooooooooooooooooo

na AK-47 e use for e pastor wife... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 20-11-2008 11:14 AM
Jboy, take am easy...
u no see wetin rezi wan try do. i gat to defend my name o, so i no go take am easy becos na daylight blackmail be this one o
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: porttable on 20-11-2008 10:57 AM
so na for church u sabi shoot ur own gun? y u no shoot ur gun for outside the church, u shoot ur pastor wife too, na waoooooooooooooooooooo

 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 20-11-2008 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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no be small thing
Posted: at 20-11-2008 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 20-11-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:47 AM
Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 10:08 PM
rezi u dey ENJOY ur pastor wife and daughter HMMMM na wahhhhho
bros no be my fault oh. na dem come meet me Grin Grin Grin
Resist the devil and he will flee from you.

Posted: at 20-11-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 03:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Kia.. Only dat guy just cancel pastor wife... God no go 4give sef... Not to talk of d pastor...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 09:29 AM (15 years ago)
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jboy, i think you wan deny now say no be you play me the cd? dey talk true make devil dey shame na Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi u are on ur own o.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Jboy i dey there wen u talk am oooh... Why u wan kon deny na...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 10:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Orezo u wan come lie for here now shey, u wey be the father of lying na so u lie for God head say im no dey forgive. make u dey careful o, well na u and God go decide that one on the last day
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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But na truth i talk na...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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