YOUR MAMA JOKES!! (Page 3)

Date: 06-01-2008 8:07 am (16 years ago) | Author: 0 oriala
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- moela at 11-01-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo mama is so fat she wears pillow cases 4 socks
Posted: at 11-01-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 11-01-2008 05:52 PM (16 years ago)
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yo mama so fat they have to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Posted: at 11-01-2008 05:52 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moela at 11-01-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago)
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yo maam is so ugly her reflection ducks her in d mirror
Posted: at 11-01-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moela at 11-01-2008 05:59 PM (16 years ago)
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i smoke weed evry day
Posted: at 11-01-2008 05:59 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 11-01-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago)
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yo mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Posted: at 11-01-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 15-01-2008 02:18 PM (16 years ago)
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ur momma is so poor,she squeezed her own milk for breakfast to eat with the cereal every morning  Grin

Posted: at 15-01-2008 02:18 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 15-01-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago)
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You mama so fat she sell shades from the sun in the summer

Posted: at 15-01-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 15-01-2008 09:19 PM (16 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 15-01-2008 09:19 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 16-01-2008 08:24 AM (16 years ago)
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ur momma is so dumb,she got hit by a parked car.......

Posted: at 16-01-2008 08:24 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 16-01-2008 03:09 PM (16 years ago)
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was it parked on the corner of beverly hills and crenshaw? Cool
Posted: at 16-01-2008 03:09 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 17-01-2008 07:17 AM (16 years ago)
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parked in Alaba market........ Tongue

Posted: at 17-01-2008 07:17 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moela at 17-01-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo mama is so fat she puts on her belt wit a boomerang
Posted: at 17-01-2008 12:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Vixenx at 17-01-2008 05:49 PM (16 years ago)
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boomerang---Eddie Murphy Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2008 05:49 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 17-01-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Yo Mamma so stupid they are researching her

Posted: at 17-01-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 18-01-2008 12:43 AM (16 years ago)
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mama said not so oooooo.... Grin Cool
Posted: at 18-01-2008 12:43 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orilanda at 18-01-2008 03:53 AM (16 years ago)
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yo momma is so fat she went bunje jumpin and went straight to hell!

Posted: at 18-01-2008 03:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 18-01-2008 05:05 AM (16 years ago)
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yo momma is so fat,when she puts on her yellow raincoat,people mistook her for a yellow cab.........

Posted: at 18-01-2008 05:05 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 18-01-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 18-01-2008 05:05 AM
yo momma is so fat,when she puts on her yellow raincoat,people mistook her for a yellow cab.........

or a really BIG banana Grin
Posted: at 18-01-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 19-01-2008 06:01 AM (16 years ago)
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giant pokemon....lol

Posted: at 19-01-2008 06:01 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 20-01-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2008 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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