YOUR MAMA JOKES!! (Page 2)

ur momma uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother"

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ur momma is so fat,when she wear a yellow raincoat,people mistook her for a yellow cab.....

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:19 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

make una leave all these oyibo talk.ur mama honeypot too big so taaaaaaaaaa e fit swim inside.

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:22 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:27 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yo mama so fat that if they won make earthquake them go tell am jump

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:30 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i hear say na fo your mama honeypot na him u dey live

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 06:34 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur mama is a typical naija woman from the village that all she says the whole day is "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............"

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Posted: at 8-01-2008 07:28 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ur momma is so dumb she wears her wrappa on her head and her head scarf on her thighs

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Posted: at 10-01-2008 08:43 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ur momma is so dumb that when the club DJ said "the roof is on fire",she actually called the fire department.....

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Posted: at 10-01-2008 05:53 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i personally think this kinda games not 4 naija.cant joke on my mama

Posted: at 11-01-2008 05:28 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac