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Date: 07-03-2011 8:27 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 7-03-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied. Finding his reply strange, the customs officer asked: "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied: "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said: "Go ahead Father. Next!"

Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Joanna1 at 7-03-2011 11:15 PM (13 years ago)
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..lol..now dis is cool  Cool  Cool
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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9ICE
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 9-03-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  9-03-2011 03:58 PM
brb
Where u dey go ehhhh!!!
Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-03-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one there ..... but the father lie  ooooo
Posted: at 10-03-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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E lie with style na.......
Posted: at 10-03-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-03-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-03-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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