This one nah Rubbish i call am

Date: 09-03-2011 12:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
- at 9-03-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Mary: Honey, since we are engaged I think we should start calling each other with pet names.
Mike: okay. So what do you want to call me?
Mary: Tiger!
Mike: Tiger? Why?
Mary: Because you're so cute and strong. What you gonna call me?
...Mike: Zebra!
Mary: Oh honey that's so sweet. Why?
Mike: Because of your stretch marks!

Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- florish4love at 9-03-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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no be u cause am wey u be like tiger
Posted: at 9-03-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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if u neva touch me how u knw say i get stretch mark I dey go find your GF For NP make she come see
Posted: at 9-03-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 9-03-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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LMFAO
Posted: at 9-03-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 01:03 PM
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no be u cause am wey u be like tiger
go fine where terry dey

Tiger oh i mean Stephen na so, sorry 4 u make terry catch u with he Zebra sorry florish u go tell am how u take know say she get stretch mark?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 01:15 PM
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if u neva touch me how u knw say i get stretch mark I dey go find your GF For NP make she come see
find am wella
i bet u say u go see all the hotchicks wey dey NP including you


Norin do u
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  9-03-2011 02:24 PM
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Tiger oh i mean Stephen na so, sorry 4 u make terry catch u with he Zebra sorry florish u go tell am how u take know say she get stretch mark?
U WAN KNOW HOW???
OK I DEY COME I GO TELL U

Come where?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 9-03-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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@charming U sure say u neva taste Terry thing??

cos any babe wey taste terry thing go just dey talk rubbish for mouth Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 9-03-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-03-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Chamming at 9-03-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  9-03-2011 02:46 PM
@charming U sure say u neva taste Terry thing??

cos any babe wey taste terry thing go just dey talk rubbish for mouth Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Na u don taste am na him be the stretch mark when Stephen see 4 ur body
Posted: at 9-03-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Dramundu at 9-03-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Angry Sad Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 9-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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chai....where is terry...?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 9-03-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on  9-03-2011 03:20 PM
chai....where is terry...?
no bi where you leave am?,...... that hot....el last night Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Tiger Steve..........hw u take know say she get stretch mark?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe nna dis sweet names na die

Posted: at 9-03-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 9-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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stretch marks indeed Smiley
Posted: at 9-03-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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