Marriage or Prison

 woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.

Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."

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Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Dis joke don tire me oooh...

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

e de happen, abeg naijapals, continue to repost the already posted. Nothing dey happen, who knows some pple haven't see it. ciao!

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Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sillyjoker e be like say u be urhobo girl. Becos urhobo na wayo

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

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Guy, I be pure Nigeria and I am not Urhobo and I do not do wayo. Is that where you are from?

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Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you have not seen it before ?

Its funnybut mid as many posted it before..

Keep up the copy cart

Jboy..is using idea..he dont know nada bout urhobo stuff

Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ore u sabi anyfing bout urobo?

Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

awwwwww! ...abi u be uhrobo..or ok tell me somtin

Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Orezo na pure urhobo boy from effurun u no dey see d mark for im face

Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Jboy wetin be ur own na??? U wan kon dash me tribe wen i no be... Take time oooh...

Bcos sey i dey warri means sey i b urhobo

Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac