A DAY IN HELL

Date: 11-03-2011 6:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: KENOLIS
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- at 11-03-2011 06:43 PM (14 years ago)
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum  chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks.
Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:  Gee that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling.
Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon:   You into drugs?
Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!!
Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uh  no.

Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- kenolis at 11-03-2011 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ebi like say na you be the guy wey go hail?
because u reassemble am Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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OKAY Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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demon like you!!! i go soon open your nyash with prayers  Angry
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bella100 at 11-03-2011 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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nice post but what about saturdays and sundays Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago)
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nice post but what about saturdays and sundays
Grin

don't worry, the remaining 2days are waiting for you Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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i go lean because of you demon Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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see me see wahala OOo!!!  you Satan get behind me! Huh?
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
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na you!!! you be dead body walking Grin Grin Grin see you here, so i no dey lie.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 11-03-2011 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
Hehehehe hell people una funny no be small hehehehe Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:16 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Propellaswaggs at 11-03-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this is preety funny.LMFAO
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, this is preety funny.LMFAO

really? oya come and kiss me for that Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Hehehehe hell people una funny no be small hehehehe

u wan try there?  Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 08:51 PM (14 years ago)
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chei
so u fine like dis

i still dey cry for you since :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 11-03-2011 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
I don tell am to go meet panel-beater make them arrange the mouth for ram Wink
Posted: at 11-03-2011 08:57 PM (14 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago)
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I don tell am to go meet panel-beater make them arrange the mouth for ram  Smiley

oya go call xavedos make he do ma Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 11-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 11-03-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago)
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see him disfigured mouth

my mouth is under construction ...! your ear there Angry Angry
Posted: at 11-03-2011 10:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 03:43 AM (14 years ago)
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srry pb4
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 08:07 AM (14 years ago)
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ok Wink
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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ok wetin?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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