A DAY IN HELL (Page 2)

Date: 11-03-2011 6:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: KENOLIS
1 [2] 3 4 5
- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 08:41 AM (14 years ago)
(f)
ok u don pb4 again  Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 08:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ogunfunmi at 12-03-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: kenolis on 11-03-2011 06:43 PM
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum  chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks.
Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:  Gee that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling.
Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon:   You into drugs?
Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!!
Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uh  no.

Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omotoyosolabisi at 12-03-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote
srry pb4

am not surprised by this coz i know quite well that has been your stupid name Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
ogunfunmi and omotoyosolabisi make una two chose who go first sleep with me Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- kenolis at 12-03-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote
ok wetin?

because you don drink gamalin 20! Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- potofgold at 12-03-2011 06:15 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
ok
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- at 12-03-2011 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: potofgold on 12-03-2011 06:15 PM
ok

weldon ooo potofshit  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 06:23 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply
- kenolis at 12-03-2011 07:01 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- estilizo at 12-03-2011 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- kenolis at 12-03-2011 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
again?
Posted: at 12-03-2011 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:29 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: kenolis on 12-03-2011 06:03 PM
Quote
srry pb4

am not surprised by this coz i know quite well that has been your stupid name Grin Grin
hehehehehe
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- kenolis at 13-03-2011 02:30 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
see ooo!!! why the hehehehe Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:37 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
cos dis has been pb4
hehehe sb don take d original glory b4 u.lol
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- kenolis at 13-03-2011 02:39 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
ok Huh?
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:40 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
hehehehe pb4
abeg u go fit slap me?
Bro i dey hail and no vex 2 much.
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- kenolis at 13-03-2011 02:45 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
--------------------------------------------
skip
--------------------------------------------
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- at 13-03-2011 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
sky
Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:47 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply
- kenolis at 13-03-2011 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
moon Grin
Posted: at 13-03-2011 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Riverniger1 at 13-03-2011 09:41 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 13-03-2011 09:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
1 [2] 3 4 5
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

THIS WEEK

  1. JUST IN! EFCC Labels VeryDarkMan A ‘BANDIT’

  2. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  3. Prophecy Resurfaces As Pastor’s Warning To VeryDarkMan Goes Viral After Arrest (Photos)

  4. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  5. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  6. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  7. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  8. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  9. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  10. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 380
  • fineboy77 290
  • felicilin 194
  • bohlah 113
  • kacylee 102
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More