Fresident Yar'Adua's Acceftance sfeech

Date: 08-01-2008 2:49 am (17 years ago) | Author: SEXY FINEBOY
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- at 8-01-2008 02:49 AM (17 years ago)
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Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal
Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom
Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze
 winner
of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of
 Naijuria.
Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant
suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in
Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to
 join
me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like
Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo
should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until
apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari
will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know
where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation
with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis
sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu.

One Nigeria , one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

Umaru Yar'Adua

Posted: at 8-01-2008 02:49 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Vixenx at 9-01-2008 06:39 PM (17 years ago)
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I weely weely lubb u all..i can't beweave how mush i weely weely lubb my naijapals.. i shaw shome1 shteelin frum my pursh ant i coodint beweave it.. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-01-2008 06:39 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 10-01-2008 07:42 AM (17 years ago)
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arm rubber
Posted: at 10-01-2008 07:42 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 10-01-2008 11:31 AM (17 years ago)
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rubber band
Posted: at 10-01-2008 11:31 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 10-01-2008 05:34 PM (17 years ago)
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anoda
Posted: at 10-01-2008 05:34 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 10-01-2008 08:15 PM (17 years ago)
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computa
Posted: at 10-01-2008 08:15 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 15-01-2008 10:04 AM (17 years ago)
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y'ello
Posted: at 15-01-2008 10:04 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 15-01-2008 03:54 PM (17 years ago)
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its funny but i dont think we should make fun of naija accents on this network
Posted: at 15-01-2008 03:54 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 16-01-2008 06:07 AM (17 years ago)
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we are not making fun....we need to let others know of our accents.....to make this website more original and authentic.......
Posted: at 16-01-2008 06:07 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 16-01-2008 04:03 PM (17 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 15-01-2008 03:54 PM
its funny but i dont think we should make fun of naija accents on this network

netwok Cool
Posted: at 16-01-2008 04:03 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 17-01-2008 06:35 AM (17 years ago)
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acen
Posted: at 17-01-2008 06:35 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 17-01-2008 05:44 PM (17 years ago)
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tink
Posted: at 17-01-2008 05:44 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 18-01-2008 06:10 AM (17 years ago)
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betta
Posted: at 18-01-2008 06:10 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 18-01-2008 08:23 PM (17 years ago)
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laff
Posted: at 18-01-2008 08:23 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 19-01-2008 06:36 AM (17 years ago)
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copiraite
Posted: at 19-01-2008 06:36 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 20-01-2008 02:48 PM (17 years ago)
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neva
Posted: at 20-01-2008 02:48 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 21-01-2008 03:45 AM (17 years ago)
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tomorow now
Posted: at 21-01-2008 03:45 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 21-01-2008 09:10 AM (17 years ago)
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come hia
Posted: at 21-01-2008 09:10 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 21-01-2008 10:02 AM (17 years ago)
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faif alaif
Posted: at 21-01-2008 10:02 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 21-01-2008 07:28 PM (17 years ago)
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mai motha's sistas
Posted: at 21-01-2008 07:28 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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