First Date

 A young feller is brought home to meet the folks.  His girl
greets him at the door and says, "I'm sorry, I'm running late.

Please come in and I'll introduce you to my folks.  And I,
uhh, forgot to tell you, they're both deaf mutes."

With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him
to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine,
this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are
completely silent.

Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and Mom
is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence,
Mom jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her
panties, and pours a glass of water over her ass.

Just as suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room,
bends her over the couch, and takes her from behind.  He
then sits back down in his chair and balances a match stick
in front of his eye.

The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young
man is shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the
daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening. The
date is a complete disaster with the young man completely
distracted by the on goings earlier in the living room.

At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter?
Have I done something wrong?"

"No, it's not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing
happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit
shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up
her skirt, pulls down her panties, and throws a glass of water
over her behind.

"Then, as if that weren't enough, your Father races from his
chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind. He
then sits back down and places a match stick by his eye."

"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.

The man can't believe her casual response.

The girl explains.  "Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going
to get this A*#S a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, phyuk
him - I'm watching the match.'"
 

Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

a very strange way of asking questions. but if na me shame nor go let me look him face again

Posted: at 22-11-2008 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

wait for part 2,u will undertand.

Posted: at 23-11-2008 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Rezi e be like say u don dey like esther small small o, becos i don dey suspect and investigate u. But if na she u wan marry now we dey ur back with full support.

Posted: at 24-11-2008 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

AND I DO NOT REALLY UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.

Posted: at 24-11-2008 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

me i nowant anybodi oooooooo, every bodi na my friend.

Posted: at 24-11-2008 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Why una dey fight for esther wey e be say girls full every where

Posted: at 25-11-2008 09:06 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

u dey dig?make them catch u

Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

ok

Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero