DEATH ROW IN WOMEN'S PRISON

Date: 22-11-2008 10:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
- at 22-11-2008 10:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago)
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 Na die be dat! No be small thing oooooh!
Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 10:20 PM (15 years ago)
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no wonder dey say na blonde mumu pas
Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 10:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: gen2esther on 22-11-2008 10:20 PM
no wonder dey say na blonde mumu pas
U no fit blame dem. E dey their nature.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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she don make the execution faster be that na Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 23-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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their mumu na follow_come.
Posted: at 23-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 08:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 23-11-2008 05:10 PM
their mumu na follow_come.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-11-2008 08:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 3-12-2013 03:34 PM (10 years ago)
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So dey fire am?
Posted: at 3-12-2013 03:34 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 4-12-2013 08:42 PM (10 years ago)
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come mary ur mate de go forward u de go backward na so u de do Huh???
Posted: at 4-12-2013 08:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 5-12-2013 08:05 AM (10 years ago)
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Na so he like am ooooooo
Posted: at 5-12-2013 08:05 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 7-12-2013 12:28 AM (10 years ago)
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fire burn dis joke
Posted: at 7-12-2013 12:28 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-12-2013 04:51 AM (10 years ago)
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Ouch, "blonde" jokes. Smh
Posted: at 7-12-2013 04:51 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-12-2013 10:54 AM (10 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 7-12-2013 10:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2013 12:52 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 8-12-2013 12:52 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cadanre at 10-12-2013 03:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Poster dat ceiling fan above ur head don oooolld ooooo!
Posted: at 10-12-2013 03:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 10-12-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-12-2013 03:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Abeg close
Posted: at 10-12-2013 03:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 10-12-2013 04:10 PM (10 years ago)
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abeg open
Posted: at 10-12-2013 04:10 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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