SENSITIVE BEER

Date: 22-11-2008 11:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
- at 22-11-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

Posted: at 22-11-2008 11:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 23-11-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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NOW THIS IS FUNNY Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
KEEP IT UP!!!
Posted: at 23-11-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-11-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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This what i call being sensitive Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2008 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 23-11-2008 06:10 PM (15 years ago)
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funny, keep it up
Posted: at 23-11-2008 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOCKIESS at 24-11-2008 09:56 AM (15 years ago)
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YOU tried make sense
Posted: at 24-11-2008 09:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 10:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HOCKIESS on 24-11-2008 09:56 AM
YOU tried make sense
another of hockiess' language.
Posted: at 24-11-2008 10:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 24-11-2008 10:18 AM
Quote from: HOCKIESS on 24-11-2008 09:56 AM
YOU tried make sense
another of hockiess' language.
WEtin u mean now?
Posted: at 24-11-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-11-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago)
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you dey understand wetin hockiess dey talk?
Posted: at 24-11-2008 12:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 04:46 PM (15 years ago)
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why d dubing 4rm a commercial Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?




 Undecided Undecided Undecided Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Sad Sad Sad



Posted: at 24-11-2008 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Jboy4shezo at 24-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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i no understand wetin dat guy dey yan o
Posted: at 24-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 24-11-2008 05:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 24-11-2008 05:10 PM
i no understand wetin dat guy dey yan o


the guy dub one of the Budlight Beer commercials
Posted: at 24-11-2008 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 24-11-2008 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL but the joke get as he be sha...Rezimero U don die fall my hand die ...u dey fool me say this i what!!!.....
Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 3-12-2013 03:24 PM (10 years ago)
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5 years ago
Naijapal can keep record
Posted: at 3-12-2013 03:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-12-2013 05:24 PM (10 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 11-12-2013 05:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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