Pastor, my dog is dead!

A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company.

One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?"
The Pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and
there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out".
Then the Man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think N50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?"
The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian, we definitely have services for all
Christians!?"

I guess this pastor is an Ibo man. What do you think?

Posted: at 24-11-2008 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oh boy you don change the joke, NO BE SO THE JOKE DEY,  COS I KNOW AM WELL WELL,
besides the pastor never mention Mary's name.

inshort POSTED BEFORE.

Posted: at 24-11-2008 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin Kafaya dey do [email protected] are meant to be modified..u hear...Nice joke o jare

Posted: at 24-11-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol...the things people will do for money

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Posted: at 25-11-2008 08:07 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

PASTOR NA TRADER N5O,OOO IM CHANGE MOUTH

Posted: at 25-11-2008 09:15 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

u no well

Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:39 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

wen

Posted: at 17-01-2014 04:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

na u start this shit

Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

no dey dig again haba!

Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

with this ur craw craw face hun? 
Anyways u still fine pass rakelly sha 

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Posted: at 20-01-2014 10:18 PM (10 years ago) | Hero