bodeniyi at 29-03-2011 08:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him, and he says, "Hello". He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She replies, "No, I'm your son's Math Teacher"
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Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 09:21 PM (14 years ago) (f)
phyuk up man!
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!!
Posted: at 29-03-2011 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 29-03-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
ok next
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:03 PM (14 years ago) |
Reply Skypon2002 at 30-03-2011 05:12 AM (14 years ago) (m)
huh
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply bodeniyi at 30-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) (m)
by who?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply at 30-03-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
ok ,you self na post b4
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:36 AM (14 years ago) |
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bode.... PB4..
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 30-03-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
them don tell am b4
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:38 AM (14 years ago) |
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them don tell am b4
i don hear....
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply enoibd at 30-03-2011 10:57 AM (14 years ago) (m)
e need reminding again
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply at 30-03-2011 10:58 AM (14 years ago)
them don tell am b4
i don hear....
Pb4 ni
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:58 AM (14 years ago) |
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them don tell am b4
i don hear....
Pb4 ni
i don hear now... abi i tell you say i be deaf-o-clan?...
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 30-03-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
you fit be,
who no?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago) |
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i swear, e wu oye arah ooo...
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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phyukoyo
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Sheree at 30-03-2011 11:13 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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fcukoyo
you say wetin?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply at 30-03-2011 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
i swear, e wu oye arah ooo...
the thing do dey do you again,
oya take it easy ,
e go soon go.
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:16 AM (14 years ago) |
Reply at 30-03-2011 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
fcukoyo
tell him to leave you,
is too early ,
make him wait till night
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:17 AM (14 years ago) |
Reply Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 06:48 PM (14 years ago) (m)
but wait oooooooo
this kris don cry too much
kris tell us wetin we go do for u make u stop to dey cry
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 2-04-2011 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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