reduce stress with......

Date: 25-11-2008 12:18 pm (16 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
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- at 25-11-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Wise Kid! What do you think?

 

 

A Nursery 1 student in a Danfo Bus from school was reciting the day's lesson at school, it went thus:-

If my father is a cock and my mother a hen, I will be a chick;
If my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, I will be a cub;
If my father is a king and my mother a queen, I will be a prince etc, etc.

The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise'.  He shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted:-
-  What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an
    'ashawo'(prostitute) , what will you be?

The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver'
 
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 25-11-2008 01:13 PM (16 years ago)
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simple question, simple answer!
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 25-11-2008 01:58 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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yes...but if there is no danfo driver.....who will drive in transit... Tongue
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 25-11-2008 09:38 PM (16 years ago)
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very good joke, kido
Posted: at 25-11-2008 09:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- josfeem at 26-11-2008 01:54 AM (16 years ago)
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you got a nice joke
Posted: at 26-11-2008 01:54 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 26-11-2008 02:26 AM (16 years ago)
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i don't get it
can someone explain danfo driver?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 02:26 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 26-11-2008 09:25 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 26-11-2008 02:26 AM
i don't get it
can someone explain danfo driver?

blackberry, wetin u no get now? even a nursery 1 student was in the joke now. make i no talk say ya brain dey skip o! danfo driver na person wey dey drive molue, end of story!
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 26-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 26-11-2008 02:26 AM
i don't get it
can someone explain danfo driver?

pako like u, You wan come Aje for hear abeg pack ur face.
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 26-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 26-11-2008 09:30 AM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 26-11-2008 02:26 AM
i don't get it
can someone explain danfo driver?

pako like u, You wan come Aje for hear abeg pack ur face.

jboy, tell am jare Cool Cool
Posted: at 26-11-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 26-11-2008 10:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Jboy you are not serious, you think say every one dey suffer like you?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 10:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 26-11-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 26-11-2008 10:50 AM
Jboy you are not serious, you think say every one dey suffer like you?

grin, chineke! wetin be dis? na u abi another person, shuo! why you come vex carry shovel for mouth now ? abi na teeth?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 26-11-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago)
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My tooth and teeth are teeting the teeteee. ooop! Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-11-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 26-11-2008 09:25 AM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 26-11-2008 02:26 AM
i don't get it
can someone explain danfo driver?

blackberry, wetin u no get now? even a nursery 1 student was in the joke now. make i no talk say ya brain dey skip o! danfo driver na person wey dey drive molue, end of story!
una no know say she no dey naija. and you jboy e be like say dem they mix igbo join beans give you chop b4 you dey enter the house. as for you kido dey do follow follow, follow jboy. no use your small sense take dey run things. e go soon over you
Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 26-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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i hear you, Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 26-11-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 26-11-2008 12:55 PM (16 years ago)
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hmm Kido...kido..kido
Posted: at 26-11-2008 12:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 26-11-2008 01:03 PM (16 years ago)
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why all of una con dey beef am now
Posted: at 26-11-2008 01:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 26-11-2008 02:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 26-11-2008 01:03 PM
why all of una con dey beef am now

who?  Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2008 02:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 26-11-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago)
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My comments no gree post, I quit...
Posted: at 26-11-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-11-2008 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 26-11-2008 12:26 PM
i hear you, Shocked Shocked Shocked
good boy. i know you dey hear word well Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2008 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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