GOD,PLS CLOSE YOUR EYES.

Date: 07-04-2011 7:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi
- at 7-04-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago)
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A PRIEST SAW A GIRL REMOVING HER BLOUSE, THE PRIEST PRAYED "GOD PLEASE CLOSE MY EYES"

WHEN HE OPENED HIS EYES, THE GIRL WAS NAKED.

THIS TIME HE PRAYED TO GOD "CLOSE YOUR EYES"

Posted: at 7-04-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- RareJewel18 at 7-04-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago)
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U close your mouth..... rubbish. dry joke. mstcheeeew!!!.
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 7-04-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago)
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making no sense

Posted: at 7-04-2011 11:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-04-2011 11:35 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg poster make u close dis joke post joor!

Posted: at 7-04-2011 11:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brownsuga007 at 8-04-2011 10:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: RareJewel18 on  7-04-2011 09:06 PM
U close your mouth..... rubbish. dry joke. mstcheeeew!!!.

Na me u dey follow talk like dis?
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brownsuga007 on  8-04-2011 10:36 AM
Quote from: RareJewel18 on  7-04-2011 09:06 PM
U close your mouth..... rubbish. dry joke. mstcheeeew!!!.

Na me u dey follow talk like dis?

no na him... this na trash.... rubbish.. Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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this joke has been pb4 tomorrow lol

Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago)
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i don tell una say make una no dey use God name dey post all this nonsense joke
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-04-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on  8-04-2011 10:58 AM
i don tell una say make una no dey use God name dey post all this nonsense joke
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
huh? Huh?
no lie ooo.. which time you talk that one? Sad
Posted: at 8-04-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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i tire oo! In fact she don lie with the same name of God wey she mentioned

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- brownsuga007 at 8-04-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-04-2011 10:39 AM
Quote from: brownsuga007 on  8-04-2011 10:36 AM
Quote from: RareJewel18 on  7-04-2011 09:06 PM
U close your mouth..... rubbish. dry joke. mstcheeeew!!!.

Na me u dey follow talk like dis?

no na him... this na trash.... rubbish.. Angry Angry

Na u get ur mouf!
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-04-2011 10:59 AM
Quote from: chicanorose on  8-04-2011 10:58 AM
i don tell una say make una no dey use God name dey post all this nonsense joke
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
huh? Huh?
no lie ooo.. which time you talk that one? Sad

maybe u neva see am before. but as per first time offender, go and sin no more

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-04-2011 11:03 AM
i tire oo! In fact she don lie with the same name of God wey she mentioned
uncle T why u dey fall my hand na....... u no dey even do like say u dey even miss your wife florish. na wa oooooooo

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-04-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahah,person wey dey call me day and night,how i go take miss am?

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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okay ooooooooooo

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 8-04-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
FOR wetin?
Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 8-04-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago)
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for your yeye head

Posted: at 8-04-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-04-2011 10:59 AM
Quote from: chicanorose on  8-04-2011 10:58 AM
i don tell una say make una no dey use God name dey post all this nonsense joke
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
huh? Huh?
no lie ooo.. which time you talk that one? Sad

i no hear when she talk am oooooo Angry Angry

Posted: at 13-04-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 13-04-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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who talk say i be male

i dey catch plesure jare

oya iyabboo
Posted: at 13-04-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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