A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, now matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you". To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you too".
Jesus replied, "What is impossible with men is possible with God." Luke 18:27
Posted: at 9-04-2011 08:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 9-04-2011 08:10 AM (14 years ago) (m)
be strong posta,i pity ur coarse ass pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 9-04-2011 08:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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