The director and the new employee

Date: 10-04-2011 3:47 am (14 years ago) | Author: FirstLady A
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- at 10-04-2011 03:47 AM (14 years ago)
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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,

"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,

matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak

barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the

work office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the

father!". X_X

"The boss collapsed."

Posted: at 10-04-2011 03:47 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Hehehe!!
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 10-04-2011 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha nice one!
he's hired on the spot!
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 10-04-2011 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha
stephen don give him secratery belle oo
Posted: at 10-04-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 10-04-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Anoda good joke
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femilux at 10-04-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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na wao  he guy na don oooooooooo Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 10-04-2011 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 10-04-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice1 poster
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 10-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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i love this. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teribert at 10-04-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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the guy don to sabi abi nice 1
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 10-04-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
pb4 by me Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:24 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 10-04-2011 06:49 PM (14 years ago)
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na lie @Emejuru...u never posted any joke here ooooo
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nikie at 10-04-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Good for him
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 10-04-2011 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 10-04-2011 06:24 PM
pb4 by me Grin Grin Grin

U post am 4 street or 4 ur toilet Huh?
  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 10-04-2011 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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na for him toilet....
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kishi2020 at 10-04-2011 10:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha...no b small tin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 10:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 11-04-2011 06:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kishi2020 on 10-04-2011 10:29 PM
hahaha...no b small tin

Tuface so u don enter d place
Posted: at 11-04-2011 06:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 08:11 AM (14 years ago)
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hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio
good one Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2011 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- achele at 11-04-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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good one Smiley
Posted: at 11-04-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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