Dam Fish

Date: 12-04-2011 5:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: prinz will
- at 12-04-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the phyuking potatoes!

Posted: at 12-04-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 12-04-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided
Posted: at 12-04-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Shocked Angry Sad Grin Cheesy Wink
Posted: at 12-04-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:19 PM (13 years ago)
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dam post, dam fish, dam seller, dam pastor, dam buying, dam wife , dam cook, dam son and dam potato...wow
interesting.... am dam coming  :
D Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 07:26 PM (13 years ago)
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haha * I believe u
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onehardex at 12-04-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago)
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I'm dam loving this Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onehardex at 12-04-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Stephen, one day, that snake go him way enter! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 07:31 PM
pb4

WHO CARES!!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 12-04-2011 07:35 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 07:31 PM
pb4

WHO CARES!!

ask am again, na him second name be that... yeye steph Angry
pb4 and so what? mirix no dey again?
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 12-04-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago)
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shyit
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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really?
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Damn!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 12-04-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
well pb4
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 12-04-2011 09:32 PM
well pb4

whatever! Its not ur intellectual property, so pb5
Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 12-04-2011 10:12 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice1
Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 13-04-2011 02:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 12-04-2011 08:45 PM
Damn!

Dam sleeping now
Posted: at 13-04-2011 02:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 12-04-2011 07:35 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 07:31 PM
pb4

WHO CARES!!

bros na true talk
them don nack am for here b4 Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-04-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 13-04-2011 08:36 AM
Quote from: kani_mendez on 12-04-2011 07:35 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 12-04-2011 07:31 PM
pb4

WHO CARES!!

bros na true talk
them don nack am for here b4 Grin Grin

Ok, make we nack am again nah.
Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 14-04-2011 02:30 AM (13 years ago)
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again and again... after this one na me go post am again
who wan die make e die Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 14-04-2011 02:30 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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