I Learned from Noah

Date: 12-04-2011 6:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: prinz will
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- at 12-04-2011 06:38 PM (13 years ago)
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1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Try to remember that we're all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, you know.

4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.

6. Build your future on high ground.

7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8. Two heads are better than one.

9. Speed isn't always an advantage; after all, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

10. When you're stressed, try floating awhile.

11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; it was the Titanic that was built by professionals.

12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than storms outside.

13. No matter what the difficulty, trust in the Almighty: There'll be a rainbow at the end of the storm.

Posted: at 12-04-2011 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 12-04-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 12-04-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-04-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago)
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huh!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago)
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get out... you and who dey do that one?
you think say i come here to do yeye thing?
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 12-04-2011 07:48 PM
get out... you and who dey do that one?
you think say i come here to do yeye thing?
lol ... ur blood dey hot oh!!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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i wan make e hot that snake feeder no dey hear word. Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 12-04-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago)
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aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 12-04-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 12-04-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago)
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i will slap oooo
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 12-04-2011 08:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 12-04-2011 07:56 PM
i wan make e hot that snake feeder no dey hear word. Cheesy Cheesy
Him no dey hear.
Posted: at 12-04-2011 08:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 12-04-2011 09:29 PM (13 years ago)
poster weldon ooo
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- Fashalyn at 12-04-2011 11:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmm nice!!

Posted: at 12-04-2011 11:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-04-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago)
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u try but where i go laugh nor dey..
Posted: at 12-04-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 13-04-2011 01:09 AM (13 years ago)
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abeg just manage and laugh small 4 here Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 13-04-2011 01:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 13-04-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kani_mendez on 12-04-2011 07:52 PM
Quote from: kenolis on 12-04-2011 07:48 PM
get out... you and who dey do that one?
you think say i come here to do yeye thing?
lol ... ur blood dey hot oh!!

him body tempperature don increase to 50 degrees Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-04-2011 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago)
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100 Degreessssssssss
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brightossy at 13-04-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Poster na advice or joke u post here?
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 13-04-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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@brightossy, nahy both!!
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 13-04-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided
wherez the fun? Undecided
Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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