Paul4love the young comedian of ages

A preacher who went to sleep in a hackwer's room and next morning was rushing to a crusade and in the process put his hand under the pillow to pick his handkerchief not knowing he took the hackwer's white pant. At the crusade later on,he was giving example on how every body's heart should look; and he said bethren i want your hearts to be as pure as my handkerchief;so as he dipped his hand to bring out his handkerchief,out came the hawker's pant..The preacher next to him immediately stood up and whispered to him saying"oga pastor na pant u hold no be handkerchief..o.o[font=][/font][size=][/size]

Posted: at 27-04-2011 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

seh na ur church dis wan take happen? bush boy

Posted: at 27-04-2011 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

A pant that has been soaked wit sperm is not white anymore coz d pant is already contaminated..lol.

Posted: at 27-04-2011 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

A preacher who usually drinks alcohol b4 going 4 any sermon once sent his son Moses to buy him a bottle of lager beer. But Moses on his way started playing and wasted a lot of time;so when d preacher waited and could not find him, headed for the church where he was already late. Moses came back and didn't meet his father at home,he quickly dashed down to the church with d bottle of beer. The preacher who was already preaching sighted the son coming and immediately changed d subject of his preaching saying:Moses go back!! Go back Moses!!! The son immediately on hearing this turned back and left; So the preacher was now feeling relieved then said:And Moses went back into the wilderness.

Posted: at 27-04-2011 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Poster do u accompanied d pastor or u are his watch man
Anywayz 4ny shaa

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Posted: at 27-04-2011 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

White handkerchief is pure while pant can never be pure as long as u commit sex wit it.

Posted: at 27-04-2011 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Three correct guys met a girl on d street d following delima ensued;i'm peter not d fisherman said the 1st. I'm John not d baptist said d 2nd. I'm Judas not the betrayer said d 3rd. D girl wey don dey confused said I'm Mary not the virgin,all d guys shout! Eh! Chai!

Posted: at 27-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 27-04-2011 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

white na white,if you have faith the white pant will turn to white handkerchief,no be talkam.

Posted: at 27-04-2011 09:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

booooo

Posted: at 27-04-2011 09:35 PM (14 years ago) |