marriage sex

There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage.

1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces.

2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.

3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.

4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "phyuk you!"

5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch phyuks you before the judge and everyone else in court!

Posted: at 28-04-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

I dey come back

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Posted: at 28-04-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 29-04-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

this guy what the phyuk are u talking about?

Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

emmey whats this??

Posted: at 30-04-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 1-05-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I pass joor!!

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Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 1-05-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

all these names where you get am from. them no rimme at all.

Posted: at 1-05-2011 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 2-05-2011 12:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero