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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 29-04-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago)  (m) hehe funny
There was a plane going overseas. The pilot realized after they had taken off that the plane was carrying too much weight. If they
didn't lighten the load they were going to crash.
So they dumped the freight.
The plane was still too heavy. Then they dumped the luggage. Still too heavy! So the pilot announced to the passengers what was
going on, and asked for about 15 volunteers to jump off the plane with a parachute. The navy had been alerted, so they would have
ships waiting for them below. And they would get a pass to fly free on this airline for the rest of their lives.
No one budged.
The pilot asked again, still no one moved.
So the pilot says: "OK, we're going to do pick people to jump, but fairly.
We'll go by alphabet, race by race: Please All African Americans step to the front of the plane now!"
No one moved.
He then says: "All Blacks, step to the front, please."
No one still moved.
"All Coloreds step to the front, please."
Still no one moved.
At this point a little boy asked his father: "Dad, aren't we African American or Black or Colored?"
The father says: "No, son, today we're Negroes. And if someone doesn't hurry up and step up to the front, we're gonna be Zulu!" | Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago) (m) 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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PB4.... | Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 29-04-2011 02:30 PM (14 years ago) (m) 
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Poster take am easy dey post, dis one don tey 4 hia naa
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 02:56 PM (14 years ago) (m) na amadi kris.... kedu?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]() at 29-04-2011 07:23 PM (14 years ago) ![]() poster your brain don turn maggot,  | Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 30-04-2011 08:18 AM (14 years ago) (m) oya maggot packer emejuru, go pack the maggot 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 30-04-2011 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 30-04-2011 02:09 PM (14 years ago) ![]() oya maggot packer emejuru, go pack the maggot ok i go pack am for you, maggot eater,i no say e don dey hungry you | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 30-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago) (m) emejuru, shebi na u go sheet for that toilet? why u no flush am? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]() at 30-04-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago) ![]() i no flush am because na your job to wash and flush the toilet , abi wetin i dey pay you for? | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 30-04-2011 02:20 PM (14 years ago) (m) UNA GO KILL MEOOOOOOOOOOOOO | Posted: at 30-04-2011 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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