The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, at about 3:00 a.m., she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you realize what time it is?" she said.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she said, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
"A round of drinks!"
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 29-04-2011 02:58 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Top liquor
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Bazemaster at 29-04-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i no laugh
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 29-04-2011 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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