The Mistress

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife.

"I've had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

 

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Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wow the wife has no choice than 2 agree 2 the husband having a mistress cos if divorced all the things she enjoyed while with the hisband will not be their.

Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:43 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

mistress is the sugar mummy wey dey make yahooze for which man dey spend for him wife...olu maintain.. ..must be crucified

Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

you be grin younger brother? because una dey talk alike.

Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 Am new to naija pals but Nice one,apart from probably being a naija babe(probably Ibo-No offense),the babe is also smart,what does she lose by letting him carry on the affair,afterall it has being going on its just that she now knows bout it.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 Am new to naija pals but Nice one,apart from probably being a naija babe(probably Ibo-No offense),the babe is also smart,what does she lose by letting him carry on the affair,afterall it has being going on its just that she now knows bout it.   


dis guy  wetin b ur own wid igbo gurls sef na only we we lyk money?

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Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

mistress good o, she dey help madam wey dey for house manage oga's blood pressure..... ehhhh..

Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u dey call ibo girls like say if they give u u no go pay collect.

Posted: at 15-12-2008 01:53 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Trust naija babe... you would have acted otherwise...

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Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac