Illiteracy is a disease

Date: 02-05-2011 12:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Oyebamiji Adeoye
- at 2-05-2011 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Mike and Joe were taking a walk when Joe said he is thirsty and mike told him go down the road he'll see a restaurant there, ask for what you want. Joe furiously asked what would i tell them you know i can't speak grammar. So Mike told him, when you get there, tell them you want cold malt.
On getting to the restaurant, the waitress saw Joe as a handsome young boy so she wanted to chat him up
Waitress - Young man what is your name
Joe - Cold
Waitress - Oh no that should be your alias, i mean your real name
Joe - Malt!

Posted: at 2-05-2011 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- onehardex at 2-05-2011 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-05-2011 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HISJOY at 2-05-2011 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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cute one dear..
so who's that Joe?
Posted: at 2-05-2011 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 2-05-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: HISJOY on  2-05-2011 12:44 PM
cute one dear..
so who's that Joe?

me and you
Posted: at 2-05-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 3-05-2011 02:03 AM (14 years ago)
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chai
Posted: at 3-05-2011 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 3-05-2011 02:08 AM (14 years ago)
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7 + 4 = 25
Posted: at 3-05-2011 02:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 3-05-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning? Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-05-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 3-05-2011 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 3-05-2011 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 3-05-2011 11:37 PM (14 years ago)
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am coming
Posted: at 3-05-2011 11:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 4-05-2011 03:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on  3-05-2011 02:08 AM
7 + 4 = 25
yeye dey smell
Posted: at 4-05-2011 03:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 4-05-2011 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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I c
Posted: at 4-05-2011 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-05-2011 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-05-2011 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 4-05-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2011 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 4-05-2011 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 4-05-2011 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 4-05-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2011 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 4-05-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-05-2011 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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