Prayer of A Computer Scientist

Date: 04-05-2011 1:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Diadem
- at 4-05-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Hi folks i woke up this morning and had the inspiration to pray to God
based on my profession and these where what i said to him

Heavely Father, the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR and SOFTWARE ARCHITECT of the entire universe, the one that knows us by our IPs, the one whose thoughts was BLOGGED into a compendium for daily guidance. You INTERCEPT AND DECRYPT every PACKET sent my way by the enemy, the one that never FAIL me, every time I PING you my REQUEST never TIMES OUT.

Lord i thank you, even when i CRASH you do a SYSTEM RECOVERY and RESTORE me to FACTORY SETTINGS. When i leave your PATH you never DELETE me from your MEMORY. When life THROWS EXCEPTIONS at me you give me the grace to MULTI-TASK. Your RAM AND PROCESSOR cannot be comprehended. You give me the ALGORITHM to suMOUNT life's challenges.

I am never scared of BUGS because i know the CHIPSET and FIRMWARE you EMBEDDED inside of me are second to none. Thank you for DECLARING every work of the enemy NULL AND VOID. Even when i do INIT 0, you cover me with your wings.

Thank you for my OS, may only your NAMESPACE be praised now till an INFINITE LOOP. Amen

Posted: at 4-05-2011 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- chicanorose at 4-05-2011 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster
Posted: at 4-05-2011 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thechangeicon at 4-05-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  4-05-2011 01:58 PM
altho i no laf
its still cool

why u go laf for all yokes...ur surname na Laughton? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-05-2011 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-05-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-05-2011 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 4-05-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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cool though not funny Cool Cool
Posted: at 4-05-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- thechangeicon at 4-05-2011 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  4-05-2011 02:42 PM
cool though not funny Cool Cool

yeah i know is programmer and system experts!
Posted: at 4-05-2011 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Omilim at 4-05-2011 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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cooler but not funny Cool Cool
Posted: at 4-05-2011 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 4-05-2011 06:00 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 4-05-2011 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 4-05-2011 06:46 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1 but....................
Posted: at 4-05-2011 06:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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