18+ Only (Page 2)

Date: 05-05-2011 9:15 am (13 years ago) | Author: Whitney
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- blessedme at 5-05-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  5-05-2011 09:15 AM
If you know your not 18+ and your religion forbids segxwal education or orientation. Please dont read futher thank you.


GUYS: Just because you're pumping fast doesn't mean you fcuking her good.
You have to please that PUS nice & Slow
LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours"

GUYS:  Stop fcuking around, look for a girl that fits your personal style.
I know its tough buh at least try and live  responsible.

LADIES:  Always keep it clean down there, each time you urinate
Please wash or wipe your ass. If your PUS stinks u cant know
Only the guy would!

GUYS:  Masturbation is wrong. It destroys DICK muscles
And would make u impotent or cause quick ******.

LADIES: Always talk dirty to your man. it drives him crazy.
Say something like "baby my PUS is all wet up in here
Come get me daddy".Even if the dude was at work, he'll
Wrap it up to rush home.

GUYS: Dont Play songs if you can only make it through
2 tracks.

LADIES: The more Spit on the DICK the better the blow job!

GUYS:  Stay away from SEX for about 1or 2 weeks and see how
the sex would be. Always figure out the style that makes her come
And always use that to satisfy her.

THERE ARE MORE TO SEX THAN JUST fcukING. SEX IS SPIRITUAL
AND EMOTIONAL. 10 Minutes of multiples orgasm is better than 3 hours
of sex without orgasm.

Cheers  Wink Wink Wink

[/b]
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed hmmm!!
Posted: at 5-05-2011 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 5-05-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Pepesy on  5-05-2011 10:36 AM
Quote from: sobeit on  5-05-2011 10:25 AM
Quote from: Pepesy on  5-05-2011 10:21 AM
Readin and practicin... Tanx MissB

with  Lips Sealed  Huh?

The right pax ofcourse

oh! i c..ride on with the prac.
Posted: at 5-05-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 5-05-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-05-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- olumbareal at 5-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  5-05-2011 10:43 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 5-05-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Damn !!

I just don't like this in a woman..

LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person You Must
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours" for sure !!  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sobeit at 5-05-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin dirty in the houx
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 5-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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its seven o colock on the dot...................
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- itoroesie at 5-05-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice post gurl
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 50scent at 5-05-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago)
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DIRTY PPLE, THANK GOD I AM NOT AMONG
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 5-05-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:09 AM
its seven o colock on the dot...................

So whats gonna happen at seven o'clock ?
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 5-05-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:09 AM
its seven o colock on the dot...................

So whats gonna happen at seven o'clock ?

i'll take u to a place thats nice and quiet..
where no one can get in to wake and call on us
cos am gonna take it NICE & SLOW with you
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 5-05-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked no let Diplo catch u oooo
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- pkingx at 5-05-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MissyBarbie on  5-05-2011 09:15 AM
If you know your not 18+ and your religion forbids segxwal education or orientation. Please dont read futher thank you.


GUYS: Just because you're pumping fast doesn't mean you fcuking her good.
You have to please that PUS nice & Slow

LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours"

GUYS:  Stop fcuking around, look for a girl that fits your personal style.
I know its tough buh at least try and live  responsible.

LADIES:  Always keep it clean down there, each time you urinate
Please wash or wipe your ass. If your PUS stinks u cant know
Only the guy would!

GUYS:  Masturbation is wrong. It destroys DICK muscles
And would make u impotent or cause quick ******.

LADIES: Always talk dirty to your man. it drives him crazy.
Say something like "baby my PUS is all wet up in here
Come get me daddy".Even if the dude was at work, he'll
Wrap it up to rush home.

GUYS: Dont Play songs if you can only make it through
2 tracks.

LADIES: The more Spit on the DICK the better the blow job!

GUYS:  Stay away from SEX for about 1or 2 weeks and see how
the sex would be. Always figure out the style that makes her come
And always use that to satisfy her.

THERE ARE MORE TO SEX THAN JUST fcukING. SEX IS SPIRITUAL
AND EMOTIONAL. 10 Minutes of multiples orgasm is better than 3 hours
of sex without orgasm.

Cheers  Wink Wink Wink

[/b]



Wat about babes who likes guys steppin it up to GERMAN MACHINE? we lecture dem on NICE n SLOW??
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 5-05-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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diplo ke
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 5-05-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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u don hear naa if diplo catch u i no go fit seperate fight oo
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 5-05-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:30 AM
Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:09 AM
its seven o colock on the dot...................

So whats gonna happen at seven o'clock ?

i'll take u to a place thats nice and quiet..
where no one can get in to wake and call on us
cos am gonna take it NICE & SLOW with you

Hmmmm, sounds beary beary interesting, But we have a problem. One is i'm locked with a pin code below the belt, Two: I really don't like that hour you choose, Seven O'clock, I don't even know if is Morning or evening, still which ever one, is not good time for Nice and Slow thing  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 5-05-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:39 AM
diplo ke

Yeah Ble Ble is right !

Diplo got the code for my Iron pant, she always lock it when i'm asleep after the heavy fight down the milky way  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 5-05-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:42 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:30 AM
Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:09 AM
its seven o colock on the dot...................

So whats gonna happen at seven o'clock ?

i'll take u to a place thats nice and quiet..
where no one can get in to wake and call on us
cos am gonna take it NICE & SLOW with you

Hmmmm, sounds beary beary interesting, But we have a problem. One is i'm locked with a pin code below the belt, Two: I really don't like that hour you choose, Seven O'clock, I don't even know if is Morning or evening, still which ever one, is not good time for Nice and Slow thing  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Sad Lips Sealed
i can see someone is slacking here oo, refusing an offer made on a platter of gold, later u will accuse my media of not being man enough
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chiglamour4u at 5-05-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 5-05-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: blessedme on  5-05-2011 11:51 AM
Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:42 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:30 AM
Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:25 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-05-2011 11:09 AM
its seven o colock on the dot...................

So whats gonna happen at seven o'clock ?

i'll take u to a place thats nice and quiet..
where no one can get in to wake and call on us
cos am gonna take it NICE & SLOW with you

Hmmmm, sounds beary beary interesting, But we have a problem. One is i'm locked with a pin code below the belt, Two: I really don't like that hour you choose, Seven O'clock, I don't even know if is Morning or evening, still which ever one, is not good time for Nice and Slow thing  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Sad Lips Sealed
i can see someone is slacking here oo, refusing an offer made on a platter of gold, later u will accuse my media of not being man enough

Hehehe.. You should know by now that such offer is always suspicious because is not coming from direct source, Wait and see who's the man, when the Offer comes from the right source, I don't even need it on a platter of gold, I will attack and rush it even on a dirt platter made of plastic, as long as is from the right source  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin. Tell Media to focus on one soup not mixture of egwusi and Ogbono  Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-05-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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