Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
Posted: at 5-05-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
chicanorose at 5-05-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hey man dis one na PB4*100 times
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 5-05-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
hammedkola at 5-05-2011 05:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
emejuru, say na me u com tackle for dis place abi?.......don't worry it's 6pm am closing for work today, till tomorrow if i come back i go get your time well well
Posted: at 5-05-2011 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
solid_solid at 5-05-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: hammedkola on 5-05-2011 05:57 PM
emejuru, say na me u com tackle for dis place abi?.......don't worry it's 6pm am closing for work today, till tomorrow if i come back i go get your time well well
carry big hammer come for panel beating
Posted: at 5-05-2011 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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