An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
Posted: at 5-05-2011 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
chicanorose at 5-05-2011 05:34 PM (14 years ago) (f)
so as him old reach e nono his address
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.
Posted: at 5-05-2011 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
hammedkola at 6-05-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Chincarose, na so i see ham ooo/............ emejuru, the last time i checked i realised the addy of the old man is with you...........emmangency, why did u said that?
Posted: at 6-05-2011 09:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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