TIRED OF HIS WIFE...

A very old woman was arrested for shop lifting in alaba market. She was arraigned before the judge who asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: mangos.

The judge asked her why she steal them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many mangos una steal. She replied na six.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in kuku house (jail)."
Before the judge could actually finsih de pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it? "
The husband say, "She also stole 5 kilo of groundnut."

Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

u can do better next time

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:03 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Thnx GRTMIM, the guy na toddler, no mind am...
I go send U a baby doll. We U press, it will shake small, so by then U fi laugh!!!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Tmrw market de open... So, make U ready de go market, count. Kindly let us know wen U R thru counting!!! Lol!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:16 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

nice one Iylawal, but what did the Judge then do.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ahtoh, me too I no knw wo... But as I de think, the judge no go add am more days, bcos e fi think say the original crime ma fi bi set up by her husband!!! LOL!

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

hockiess the interpreter na u wan teach us the story abi?

Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The man no like him wife, hahahaha

Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:56 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

BOTH OF THEM NA YEYE HUMAN BEING. NA THERE LIFE.

Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I seee..hmmmm...issokay

Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:17 PM (9 years ago) | Hero