Just for Laughs

Date: 07-05-2011 2:34 pm (12 years ago) | Author: imo`
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- at 7-05-2011 02:34 PM (12 years ago)
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A bus stops and 2men get on.They sit down and engage in a conversation.The lady sitted next to them ignores them at first ,but her attention is drawn when she hears one of them say the following
"Emma come first.Den I come.Den two asses come together.Den I come-a-once more.Two asses,dey come together again.I come again and pee twice .Den i come one lasta time.The lady cant take this anymore ,"you foul mouthed,sex obssesed pig!" she retorted,"in this country we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives".
"Hey coola down lady,"said the man
.Who talkin abouta sex ,am justa telling my friend how to spell "mississipi"

"I bet youre gonna read this joke again"

Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- KINGJHOE at 7-05-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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KEEP CUMIN Omilim
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 7-05-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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i have arrived jare Wink
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on  7-05-2011 02:37 PM
KEEP CUMIN Omilim
huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
cumin ke! shey no be say sumtin dey happen for my back so?.. Undecided
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- felixomosexy at 7-05-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago)
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chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2011 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
ki lo chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii this one?
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- felixomosexy at 7-05-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-05-2011 02:49 PM
Huh? Huh? Huh?
ki lo chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii this one?
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na wetin u feel
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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"mississipi" is that you second name? olodo Cheesy
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on  7-05-2011 02:54 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-05-2011 02:49 PM
Huh? Huh? Huh?
ki lo chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii this one?
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na wetin u feel
felix... Angry
see, i no yoke you with you... me ma dey para well well for you... i say wetin you do fed? Angry
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  7-05-2011 02:55 PM
"mississipi" is that you second name? olodo Cheesy

Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 7-05-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on  7-05-2011 02:55 PM
"mississipi" is that you second name? olodo Cheesy

Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-05-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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good like that
Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 7-05-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Shey no be say something dey do this poster sha?

Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 7-05-2011 05:26 PM (12 years ago)
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C me c wahala
Posted: at 7-05-2011 05:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 7-05-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  7-05-2011 05:26 PM
C me c wahala
where u where wahala?

Posted: at 7-05-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 7-05-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago)
Booo Undecided
Posted: at 7-05-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jaolab at 7-05-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Splendidndy at 7-05-2011 09:32 PM (12 years ago)
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NA D WAY FORWARD Cool
Posted: at 7-05-2011 09:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 11:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  7-05-2011 04:45 PM
Shey no be say something dey do this poster sha?

NA YOU DEY DO AM, BECAUSE YOU BE NATIVE DOCTOR  Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 11:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Splendidndy on  7-05-2011 09:32 PM
NA D WAY FORWARD Cool

forward to where?
Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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