CONFESSIONS

An old priest who got sick of the christians in his congregation
confessing about the sin of adultery announced one day in church,
that he was goin to quit if one more person  confessed to adultery
.the christians loved him so much and decided to use a secret code
when confessing to adultery.they alwaz said"i have fallen".this seemed
to satisfy the old priest and he died at a gud old age.a priest who took
 over him came to complain to the mayor of the town sayin"you must do
 smthg about the sidewalks in town.when people come to confess,they
 keep saying they have fallen.'the mayor started laughing realising that
 no one had told th priest about the code word.be4 he could explain,the
priest pointed an accusing finger at him sayin..."i don't know what you are
laughing but your own wife fell three times this week"