A man dies and goes to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces,then he went to Germany's hell and saw that first you would be put in an electric chair for 20min and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demons would come to flog you for the rest of the day. He taught that was too harsh and went to US, China and Brazil hell, he discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people lining up to enter the Nigeria hell, he was curious and asked one man why there was many people waiting to go in when all the hells where the same? The man answered that there is no electricity so the chair would not work,and money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezzled so you sleep comfortably and lastly the demons are on strike because they demanded that the salary should be increased but haven't got any reply. So that is why many people wanted the Nigeria hell.
Posted: at 10-05-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
hammedkola at 10-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: stephen153 on 10-05-2011 02:01 PM
pb4444444444444444444 guy siddon read old posts u will get inspiration
You know what i will tell, is not necessary you comment on any post in dis forum, people join everyday and not all of them will be looking for old post....So if you are seeing a repeated post, just keep your mouth SHUT!. Is that okay?
Posted: at 10-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 10-05-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) (m)
@ hammedkola, u better keep ur mouth shut!!!! we are not condemning the post, but we are just telling u that we have read it b4, so as to keep u informed ok? KNOWLEDGE COMES BY INFORMATION.........................pls dont let me be inspirational............
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 10-05-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Skypon2002 at 10-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: stephen153 on 10-05-2011 02:28 PM
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@ hammedkola, u better keep ur mouth shut!!!! Angry Angry Angry we are not condemning the post, but we are just telling u that we have read it b4, so as to keep u informed ok?Huh?Huh?Huh? KNOWLEDGE COMES BY INFORMATION.........................pls dont let me be inspirational............ Angry Angry Angry Angry
he still think we're haters not knowing there is no hate in the joke forum
he is so ignorant or that and he does not want to be informed
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 10-05-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Emmagency9 at 10-05-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: hammedkola on 10-05-2011 01:46 PM
A man dies and goes to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces,then he went to Germany's hell and saw that first you would be put in an electric chair for 20min and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demons would come to flog you for the rest of the day. He taught that was too harsh and went to US, China and Brazil hell, he discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people lining up to enter the Nigeria hell, he was curious and asked one man why there was many people waiting to go in when all the hells where the same? The man answered that there is no electricity so the chair would not work,and money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezzled so you sleep comfortably and lastly the demons are on strike because they demanded that the salary should be increased but haven't got any reply. So that is why many people wanted the Nigeria hell.
blah blah blah blah. ever since u joined, u never ever paste something new.
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 10-05-2011 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
hammedkola at 10-05-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emmagency9 on 10-05-2011 03:19 PM
Quote from: hammedkola on 10-05-2011 01:46 PM
A man dies and goes to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces,then he went to Germany's hell and saw that first you would be put in an electric chair for 20min and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demons would come to flog you for the rest of the day. He taught that was too harsh and went to US, China and Brazil hell, he discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people lining up to enter the Nigeria hell, he was curious and asked one man why there was many people waiting to go in when all the hells where the same? The man answered that there is no electricity so the chair would not work,and money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezzled so you sleep comfortably and lastly the demons are on strike because they demanded that the salary should be increased but haven't got any reply. So that is why many people wanted the Nigeria hell.
blah blah blah blah. ever since u joined, u never ever paste something new.
talk to hand
Posted: at 10-05-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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