![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 10-05-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)  (m) A man dies and goes to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces,then he went to Germany's hell and saw that first you would be put in an electric chair for 20min and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demons would come to flog you for the rest of the day. He taught that was too harsh and went to US, China and Brazil hell, he discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people lining up to enter the Nigeria hell, he was curious and asked one man why there was many people waiting to go in when all the hells where the same? The man answered that there is no electricity so the chair would not work,and money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezzled so you sleep comfortably and lastly the demons are on strike because they demanded that the salary should be increased but haven't got any reply. So that is why many people wanted the Nigeria hell.
blah blah blah blah. ever since u joined, u never ever paste something new. talk to hand
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lanudja") lanudja at 10-05-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) (f) Make una allow d poster oooo na new comer e be  e go bcome old comer like ona one day | Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 10-05-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) (m) but him too stubborn 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 11-05-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 11-05-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 11-05-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "hammedkola") hammedkola at 11-05-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago) (m) How u take know say i stubborn? | Posted: at 11-05-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 11-05-2011 08:54 PM (13 years ago) (m) who u dey ask? who even put ur mouth for the talk? abeg go far joooooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 11-05-2011 08:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "nellkiss") nellkiss at 11-05-2011 10:07 PM (13 years ago) (f) Skypon,wey others na....Coolandea,Emeru,bisi,Emanc,Chris,Dat guy wey get big head...2m2m..etc | Posted: at 11-05-2011 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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it was hilarious | Posted: at 11-05-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "nellkiss") nellkiss at 11-05-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago) (f) Welcome to d room Kelly...ur 1st post here,no let dem infect u for his room oh | Posted: at 11-05-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 12-05-2011 12:01 AM (13 years ago) (m) Skypon,wey others na....Coolandea,Emeru,bisi,Emanc,Chris,Dat guy wey get big head...2m2m..etc
Coolandea don go dey sell fish and crayfish for oyimbo market....... Emejuru dey do shoemaker for mainroad side near oshodi........ Bisi dey sell tomato and pepper for mile 2......... Emmanc carry catapult dey find bird for bush, infact that one na hunter him be........ Kris dey do picking pocket for alaba intl............. Which guy get big head?? abi na mrvoue? that one go thief for oshodi, them take bottle break him head, na so him take die ooooo... even kenolis don dey push barrow for alaba intl....... stephen don dey prison tey tey.......... ask me of anybody and i will tell u how far with the person............
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 12-05-2011 12:01 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "nellkiss") nellkiss at 12-05-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago) (f) Skypon,wey others na....Coolandea,Emeru,bisi,Emanc,Chris,Dat guy wey get big head...2m2m..etc
Coolandea don go dey sell fish and crayfish for oyimbo market....... Emejuru dey do shoemaker for mainroad side near oshodi........ Bisi dey sell tomato and pepper for mile 2......... Emmanc carry catapult dey find bird for bush, infact that one na hunter him be........ Kris dey do picking pocket for alaba intl............. Which guy get big head?? abi na mrvoue? that one go thief for oshodi, them take bottle break him head, na so him take die ooooo... even kenolis don dey push barrow for alaba intl....... stephen don dey prison tey tey.......... ask me of anybody and i will tell u how far with the person............ chaii...snapter,Terry..since feb,u knw say i don 4get some of those ther freaky names.. Wey my riverniger???Abi go call am 4me...he still d worship dat idol?? | Posted: at 12-05-2011 12:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jaolab") jaolab at 12-05-2011 09:56 PM (13 years ago) (m) poster u are adamant try and learn how to use the site b4 u go cary ur wahala enter here | Posted: at 12-05-2011 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 12-05-2011 10:11 PM (13 years ago) (m) Skypon,wey others na....Coolandea,Emeru,bisi,Emanc,Chris,Dat guy wey get big head...2m2m..etc
Coolandea don go dey sell fish and crayfish for oyimbo market....... Emejuru dey do shoemaker for mainroad side near oshodi........ Bisi dey sell tomato and pepper for mile 2......... Emmanc carry catapult dey find bird for bush, infact that one na hunter him be........ Kris dey do picking pocket for alaba intl............. Which guy get big head?? abi na mrvoue? that one go thief for oshodi, them take bottle break him head, na so him take die ooooo... even kenolis don dey push barrow for alaba intl....... stephen don dey prison tey tey.......... ask me of anybody and i will tell u how far with the person............ chaii...snapter,Terry..since feb,u knw say i don 4get some of those ther freaky names.. Wey my riverniger???Abi go call am 4me...he still d worship dat idol?? terry dey sell mama put for main road........ riverniger dey sell igbo, kai kai, cigar for under bridge.....
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 12-05-2011 10:11 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "e-love") e-love at 12-05-2011 10:12 PM (13 years ago) (f) Lolz. Nigeria is so bad | Posted: at 12-05-2011 10:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "bodeniyi") bodeniyi at 13-05-2011 03:22 AM (13 years ago) (m) the guy mumu in the advance way | Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 13-05-2011 08:30 AM (13 years ago) (m) hammedkola remix | Posted: at 13-05-2011 08:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 13-05-2011 08:58 AM (13 years ago) ![]() Skypon,wey others na....Coolandea,Emeru,bisi,Emanc,Chris,Dat guy wey get big head...2m2m..etc
Coolandea don go dey sell fish and crayfish for oyimbo market....... Emejuru dey do shoemaker for mainroad side near oshodi........ Bisi dey sell tomato and pepper for mile 2......... Emmanc carry catapult dey find bird for bush, infact that one na hunter him be........ Kris dey do picking pocket for alaba intl............. Which guy get big head?? abi na mrvoue? that one go thief for oshodi, them take bottle break him head, na so him take die ooooo... even kenolis don dey push barrow for alaba intl....... stephen don dey prison tey tey.......... ask me of anybody and i will tell u how far with the person............ chaii...snapter,Terry..since feb,u knw say i don 4get some of those ther freaky names.. Wey my riverniger???Abi go call am 4me...he still d worship dat idol?? Skypon you no dey ever talk the truth , with that your hippopotamus head, | Posted: at 13-05-2011 08:58 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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Hell story.... | Posted: at 13-05-2011 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 13-05-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) ![]() am sure you loved it | Posted: at 13-05-2011 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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