THE BROKEN FINGER

Date: 10-05-2011 4:10 pm (12 years ago) | Author: richy et
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- at 10-05-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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A man once went to see a doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.

"Doctor my whole body hurts me," he moaned. The doctor asked him to show exactly where the pain was.

The man explained, "When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my back it hurts. When I touch my legs, they hurt."

The doctor did a thorough examination and told the man-

"Sir, there is nothing wrong with your body. Your finger is broken. That is why it hurts wherever you touch. Get your finger plastered, rest it for a couple of weeks and all of your pains will disappear."!!

Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- lanudja at 10-05-2011 04:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- richy_ex at 10-05-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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WHICH KIND TEETH BE THAT
Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 10-05-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago)
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YOU DON START AGAIN?
Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 10-05-2011 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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not interested
Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 10-05-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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dry joke  Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 10-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Na joke be this abi note?

Posted: at 10-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 10-05-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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lol.......craze patient
Posted: at 10-05-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 10-05-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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D patient wan resemble emejuru
Posted: at 10-05-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dollymacy at 10-05-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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i c
the joke u ar trying to crack is nt funny please try again later
Posted: at 10-05-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 10-05-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago)
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na wa 4 dis yoke oooo
Posted: at 10-05-2011 06:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 10-05-2011 07:04 PM (12 years ago)
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patients
Posted: at 10-05-2011 07:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 10-05-2011 08:01 PM (12 years ago)
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..
Posted: at 10-05-2011 08:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 11-05-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago)
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booooooooooooo
Posted: at 11-05-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoeno at 11-05-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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you try ja re


well done


 keep it up
Posted: at 11-05-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prof96 at 11-05-2011 01:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: richy_ex on 10-05-2011 04:10 PM

A man once went to see a doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.

"Doctor my whole body hurts me," he moaned. The doctor asked him to show exactly where the pain was.

The man explained, "When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my back it hurts. When I touch my legs, they hurt."

The doctor did a thorough examination and told the man-

"Sir, there is nothing wrong with your body. Your finger is broken. That is why it hurts wherever you touch. Get your finger plastered, rest it for a couple of weeks and all of your pains will disappear."!!




Guy no vex o, i want tel u true u no talk anything. u just waste dat page
Posted: at 11-05-2011 01:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 11-05-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago)
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true, page wey i for use post better joke, na him this guy just waste  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 11-05-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- richy_ex at 13-05-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: prof96 on 11-05-2011 01:53 PM
Quote from: richy_ex on 10-05-2011 04:10 PM

A man once went to see a doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.

"Doctor my whole body hurts me," he moaned. The doctor asked him to show exactly where the pain was.

The man explained, "When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my back it hurts. When I touch my legs, they hurt."

The doctor did a thorough examination and told the man-

"Sir, there is nothing wrong with your body. Your finger is broken. That is why it hurts wherever you touch. Get your finger plastered, rest it for a couple of weeks and all of your pains will disappear."!!




Guy no vex o, i want tel u true u no talk anything. u just waste dat page
wetin you no sabi na it pass you
i de come back 4 you
Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 15-05-2011 12:01 AM (12 years ago)
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was never here Cool Cool
Posted: at 15-05-2011 12:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 15-05-2011 01:13 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 15-05-2011 01:13 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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