A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 18-05-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: teeco on 18-05-2011 08:24 PM
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 18-05-2011 08:14 PM
Thanks tecco
so u no go thank me eeeh
WHO BE YOU?
she knows who I am na bcuz I say na replica of sumfin else dats y she carry all d thanks dey give Anywayz even if she bring am for ma side e no go contain am cuz ma own tank don full.
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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