DECEIVED

Date: 19-05-2011 9:20 am (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald

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jossy4reall at 19-05-2011 09:20 AM (12 years ago)

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Stephen was trying to persuade a gal into having sex wit him and when the gal seems to play hard to get thus proceeded 4rm his mouth

Whos most beautiful... Its U,
Whos hot... Its U,
Whos Charming... Its U,
Whos Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & close friend... Its U

After he has visited d mountain and come down he said to the gal, of all I have said b4

Whos a liar.. Its me cuz u are none of d above

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 19-05-2011 09:20 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

appleofHiseye at 19-05-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)

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kai, ds girl don suffer.

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago)

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i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny Angry

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM

Quote

i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny

abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

chicanorose at 19-05-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago)

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na wa for ram ooooooooooooo

I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.

Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:59 AM

Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 11:55 AM

Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM

Quote

i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny

abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin

**wispering** i no get money for now but that igbo wey we dey smoke wey i tell u say e don finish,
e remain small, we no go share am this time, only u go smoke am abeg
manage am for now na only 5 raps remain

**wispering** oya go bring am
rap 2 more bring for me........... Cheesy

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Omilim at 19-05-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago)

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still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb

Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

whitedove255 at 19-05-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

jossy4reall at 19-05-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: Omilim on 19-05-2011 12:38 PM

still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb

May be u areconfused b4 reading d yoke Undecided

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:35 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:16 AM

huh, which time that one happen

so you no know when e happen ?? your name no be steph??

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:35 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

chicanorose at 19-05-2011 01:37 PM (12 years ago)

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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:37 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-05-2011 01:22 PM

Quote from: Omilim on 19-05-2011 12:38 PM

still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb

May be u areconfused b4 reading d yoke Undecided

i no sey na wetin steph go do...bad pikin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:37 PM

chi, you don carry your mumu laff come here again Angry

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

chicanorose at 19-05-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago)

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nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 12:26 PM

Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 12:19 PM

Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:59 AM

Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 11:55 AM

Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM

Quote

i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny

abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin

**wispering** oya go bring am
rap 2 more bring for me........... Cheesy

ok make i go that "koro" check whether dem get

bring like 2 shots of shekpe join am Grin

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM

nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

no teeth formed against shall bite me........amen

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Abolore05 at 19-05-2011 02:02 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:02 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kenolis at 19-05-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM

nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

YOU ARE JUST LETING ME TO KNOW THAT I HAVE MUMU...REALLY?? Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

kenolis at 19-05-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 02:01 PM

Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM

nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

no teeth formed against shall bite me........amen

VAMPIRE GO BITE YOU ONE DAY Tongue

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

chicanorose at 19-05-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago)

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I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey.

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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