DECEIVED

Date: 19-05-2011 9:20 am (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 19-05-2011 09:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Stephen was trying to persuade a gal into having sex wit him and when the gal seems to play hard to get thus proceeded 4rm his mouth

Whos most beautiful... Its U,
Whos hot... Its U,
Whos Charming... Its U,
Whos Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & close friend... Its U

After he has visited d mountain and come down he said to the gal, of all I have said b4
 
Whos a liar.. Its me cuz u are none of d above 


Posted: at 19-05-2011 09:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- appleofHiseye at 19-05-2011 11:32 AM (11 years ago)
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kai, ds girl don suffer.
Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:32 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 11:39 AM (11 years ago)
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i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny  Angry

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:39 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 11:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM
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i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny
abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:55 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicanorose at 19-05-2011 12:15 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
na wa for ram ooooooooooooo

Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:59 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 11:55 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM
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i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny
abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin Grin

**wispering** i no get money for now but that igbo wey we dey smoke wey i tell u say e don finish,
e remain small, we no go share am this time, only u go smoke am abeg
manage am for now na only 5 raps remain

**wispering** oya go bring am
rap 2 more bring for me........... Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 19-05-2011 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb
Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- whitedove255 at 19-05-2011 12:52 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 19-05-2011 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 19-05-2011 12:38 PM
still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb

May be u areconfused b4 reading d yoke Undecided

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:16 AM
huh, which time that one happen

so you no know when e happen ?? your name no be steph??
Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 19-05-2011 01:37 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-05-2011 01:22 PM
Quote from: Omilim on 19-05-2011 12:38 PM
still not yet decided on a befitting expression for this joke
brb

May be u areconfused b4 reading d yoke Undecided

i no sey na wetin steph go do...bad pikin
Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:37 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin

chi, you don carry your mumu laff come here again Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 19-05-2011 01:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 01:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 12:26 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 12:19 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:59 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 11:55 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-05-2011 11:42 AM
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i dey the time wey ee happen
no deny
abeg close mouth naa u wan make everybody hear am Lips Sealed

**wispering** oya how much u go give me, make i no tell anybody...... Grin Grin

**wispering** i no get money for now but that igbo wey we dey smoke wey i tell u say e don finish,
e remain small, we no go share am this time, only u go smoke am abeg
manage am for now na only 5 raps remain

**wispering** oya go bring am
rap 2 more bring for me........... Cheesy Cheesy

ok make i go that "koro" check whether dem get

 Grin Grin
bring like 2 shots of shekpe join am  Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-05-2011 02:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

no teeth formed against shall bite me........amen

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:01 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 19-05-2011 02:02 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 19-05-2011 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

YOU ARE JUST LETING ME TO KNOW THAT I HAVE MUMU...REALLY?? Grin
Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 19-05-2011 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 19-05-2011 02:01 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 19-05-2011 01:41 PM
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
nonsense u wey ur mumu no get part 2

no teeth formed against shall bite me........amen

VAMPIRE GO BITE YOU ONE DAY Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 19-05-2011 02:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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