Am Tire Everyday Work! Work!! Work!!!

Date: 21-05-2011 6:09 am (13 years ago) | Author: Peter Izu
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- at 21-05-2011 06:09 AM (13 years ago)
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urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you
think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

Posted: at 21-05-2011 06:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- femilux at 21-05-2011 06:17 AM (13 years ago)
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bad belle co worker if na me walai i go wound her Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-05-2011 06:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 21-05-2011 08:59 AM (13 years ago)
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and what do u think u posted?
Pb4 sorry
Posted: at 21-05-2011 08:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-05-2011 09:20 AM (13 years ago)
 Cheesy
Posted: at 21-05-2011 09:20 AM (13 years ago) |
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- KINGJHOE at 21-05-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 21-05-2011 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 21-05-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thowbee at 21-05-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 21-05-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Y u no put d rope 4 ur neck?
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 21-05-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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u deserve a knock on the head for this dry joke
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 21-05-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
you wan knock that coconut head ?
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) |
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- mugai4eva at 21-05-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 21-05-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
see zombi
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago) |
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- bodeniyi at 21-05-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin???
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-05-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
you no see ram?
Posted: at 21-05-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago) |
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- KINGJHOE at 24-05-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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YAM HARD
Posted: at 24-05-2011 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 2-06-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: frayobkk on 21-05-2011 06:09 AM
urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a
few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple

you pass well well
of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you
think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
Posted: at 2-06-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jeffrey4u at 3-06-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 3-06-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Omilim at 3-06-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 3-06-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
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