REV FATHER AND OLD WOMAN

E get one catholic church like dat, one sunday father give sermon finish,come ready to give holy communion. b4 father begin to give the communion, SHIT hungry am, father run go toilet,shit finish, tissue no dey father carry water clean Nyash,as en clean the Nyansh finish small shit come remain for en hand and father no no say shit still dey en hand,father carry the hand like that enter church, begin to gv communion. Father gv communion come reach one old woman turn father gv am wine she drink, father gv am bread she chop, after chopping the breading na, the woman come notice say the bread dey smell shit shit. Na en she  come ask father whether

WOMAN: FATHER NA D BODY OF CHRIST U GV ME CHOP OR THE NYASH OF CHRIST
 

No I didn't laugh.I feel it is somewhat offensive in absolute terms with respect to Gods Name.
Sacred things should be sacred.
May God forgive us

nne, come and bail me naaaa

only if u go take communion whn i come back from toilet

So u no kno say na Nyash of christ swit pass d body? They dia naaa......