3 Men captured by Carnibals

Date: 06-12-2008 1:25 pm (16 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 6-12-2008 01:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
  The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass
  a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get
  ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
  ways to gather fruits.
   
  The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
  apples." The king then explained the trial to him.  "You have to shove
  the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll
  be
  eaten."
   
  The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in
  pain, so he was killed.
   
  The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
  king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should
  be easy.  1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he
  burst out in laughter and was killed.
   
  The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
  The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
  it?"  The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
  coming with pineapples."

Posted: at 6-12-2008 01:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- josfeem at 6-12-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 6-12-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago)
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different form of a joke that has been on this forum Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 6-12-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 7-12-2008 11:11 AM (16 years ago)
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oVER pOSTED jOKE
Posted: at 7-12-2008 11:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vivica99 at 8-12-2008 04:29 AM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 8-12-2008 04:29 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Yeah funny... But its been posted b4...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- feso at 8-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 8-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- alipanks at 21-02-2011 01:52 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin i could nt stop laughing.gr8...kul
Posted: at 21-02-2011 01:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Omilim at 23-04-2011 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2011 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 23-04-2011 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 23-04-2011 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-04-2011 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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kuul but na pb5
Posted: at 23-04-2011 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-04-2011 09:32 PM (14 years ago)
pb4 b4
Posted: at 23-04-2011 09:32 PM (14 years ago) |
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- femilux at 23-04-2011 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2011 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 24-04-2011 02:27 AM (14 years ago)
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comment on it b4
Posted: at 24-04-2011 02:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-04-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
pb4 b4
Posted: at 24-04-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago) |
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- at 24-04-2011 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
na pbthree
Posted: at 24-04-2011 07:49 PM (14 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 24-04-2011 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-04-2011 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 24-04-2011 11:35 PM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 24-04-2011 11:35 PM (14 years ago) |
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- at 26-04-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
 Undecided
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