Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration (Page 3)

Date: 27-05-2011 12:22 am (12 years ago) | Author: osas omoruyi
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- ajanni at 27-05-2011 09:13 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 27-05-2011 09:00 AM
dem get asociation wey dey known ni?

you dey there , you think say i no dey see you for their meeting?
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:13 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- chicanorose at 27-05-2011 09:17 AM (12 years ago)
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this is really funny oooooooooo
so witches and wizards get association for naija? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 27-05-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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fake
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- smtrapstar at 27-05-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehe laugh wan fire my bellee
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- 123Sonia at 27-05-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMM, I PASS
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- joegbons at 27-05-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Witches don't take God's glory ooooooooooooooo be careful. There is no good witches or good wizard.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- precious44 at 27-05-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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wonders shall never end 4 naija
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Idbabe at 27-05-2011 09:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Is he one of them?
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sylvo4real2000 at 27-05-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Abi Jonathan na Wizard or Him mama na Witch cos come to think of it Why is it that the witcghe3s and wizards who are know for how much havoc and blood they drink be so concerned about the development and moving forward of Jonathan and The country
Posted: at 27-05-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- itoroesie at 27-05-2011 10:42 AM (12 years ago)
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which one remain again?
Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kebella at 27-05-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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heheheheh soon naija wil turn to sodom n' gomorrah

Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- toniaugwu at 27-05-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
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All power belongs God, At the mention of the name JESUS every kneel must bow.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blessedme at 27-05-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29.  They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again.  His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver.  This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people.  Not all witches are bad.  Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel.  We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country.  Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us.  Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition.  We warned him not to waste his time and life.  This was reported in some national dailies.  We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

source: www.sunnewsonline.com
Posted: at 27-05-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 27-05-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago)
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progressive witches & wizards...na waoooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SNYPER at 27-05-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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  Cheesy WITCHES 'N WIZARD seeking attention! LOL  UP NAIJA WE NO D CARRY LAST Grin SO SO INNOVATIVE PEOPLE Wink
Very soon CULTIST GUILD OF NIGERIA (CGN) will emerge Grin
Right to freedom of association Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 27-05-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Na wa ooo....
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 27-05-2011 12:23 PM (12 years ago)
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All of dem don wise up..witch..wizards..but I didn't finish reading this but I think is a good news ...

Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 27-05-2011 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Legal Witches & Wizard I C
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 27-05-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Witches and Wizkids trying to go international  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deboalabi262 at 27-05-2011 12:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Naija don spoil finish, eh eh. So witches and witzard no dey fear again , uhhh....

Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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