Loving Husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to

Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed

away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can

have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury

her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man

thought about it and told him he would just have

her shipped home.   
 
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000

to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful

to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was

buried here, and three days later he rose from the

dead.  I just can't take that chance."

Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:49 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

POSTED B4

Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

flog her ass well well

 

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Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:28 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

see ya life?

Posted: at 11-12-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa...... Send her home sharp sharp.... I no fit for her wahala

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Posted: at 19-06-2016 11:06 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Do I smell a rat here

Posted: at 11-03-2017 11:15 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac