Loving Husband

Date: 09-12-2008 1:49 am (12 years ago) | Author: olachi mbata
- at 9-12-2008 01:49 AM (12 years ago)
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to

Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed

away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can

have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury

her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man

thought about it and told him he would just have

her shipped home.   
 
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000

to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful

to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was

buried here, and three days later he rose from the

dead.  I just can't take that chance."

Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:49 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- HOCKIESS at 9-12-2008 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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IS SHE HOLY ENUFF TO RISE FROM DEATH?THE MAN DOON PRAISE MAKE SHE DIE BE 4
Posted: at 9-12-2008 08:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 10-12-2008 11:29 AM (12 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 10-12-2008 06:06 PM (12 years ago)
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where is the funny part?
Posted: at 10-12-2008 06:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 10:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-12-2008 11:29 AM
POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

flog her ass well well

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 11-12-2008 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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which kind rod sorry  i mean cane we go use?
Posted: at 11-12-2008 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 11-12-2008 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 11-12-2008 10:21 AM
which kind rod sorry  i mean cane we go use?

see ya life?
Posted: at 11-12-2008 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 07:01 AM (5 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:01 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- scottchris at 19-06-2016 11:06 AM (5 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa...... Send her home sharp sharp.... I no fit for her wahala

Posted: at 19-06-2016 11:06 AM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:21 PM (5 years ago)
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I see,,I waka pass
Posted: at 19-06-2016 07:21 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 23-06-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Ok I seeee
Posted: at 23-06-2016 10:51 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 11:15 PM (4 years ago)
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Do I smell a rat here
Posted: at 11-03-2017 11:15 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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